Hey Yog, What Time Is It? You

This Year I'd Rather Lead The League In Home Runs, Runs Batted In And Hitting.

Sometimes I Sit In My Den At Home And Read Stories About Myself. Kids Used To Save Whole Scrapbooks On Me. They Get Tired Of Them And Mail Them To Me. I'll Go In There And Read Them, And You Know What? They Might As Well Be About (stan) Musial And (joe) Dimaggio, It's Like Reading About Somebody Else.

Not After All The Time My Dad Spent Teaching Me To Switch-hit.

Before You Go, Would You Sign That Case Of Balls For Me?

Of Course, I Didn't Tell You About All The Times I Said I Was Going To Hit One And It Didn't Happen.