The Greatest Gift In Life Is The

When I Was A Kid, I Thought I Was The Strongest Man In The World. Then, The Fastest Runner And Then The Smartest Person In The World. One By One My Delusions Got Shut Down. Now I Just See Myself As The Lamest Guy In The World.

You're Not Hardcore, Unless You Live Hardcore

I Recommend That Everyone In Their Youth Be As Out Of Shape As Possible So That When You Turn 40, People Can Go, "wow, You Look Much Better Now."

I've Had So Many Hot, Cheesy, Corny Loves Of Music In My Life. I Had A Very Intense Billy Joel Period. So Once You've Really Joeled It Up - There's Some Good Periods Of Joel; It's Not All Hot Cheese. But I Can't Judge Anyone Else For Their Cheese. I've Deep-sea Dived In The Gouda.

When You Get To A Certain Level Of Recognizability, Celebrity, You Can't Go Out Of The House Without Someone Going, "can I Just Have One Photo?" I Don't Mind, By The Way, If Anyone Wants One We Can Take Some Photos. But Sometimes You Just Wanna Stay In The House Or In The Hotel Room With The Shades Closed.