The Great Enemy Of Any Totalitarian Regime

What Passes For Investigative Journalism Is Finding Somebody With Their Pants Down - Literally Or Otherwise.

We Think The Republicans Are The Ones Who Started This Fundamentalist Religion Claptrap, You Know? It Was Jimmy Carter. He's The One Who Talked About, You Know, "i'm A Born-again Christian. I Pray All The Time. I Do This," Etc.

The Journalist's Job Is To Get The Story By Breaking Into Their Offices, By Bribing, By Seducing People, By Lying, By Anything Else To Break Through The Palace Guard.

George W. Bush Is A Person Who Is Totally Disinterested In The World, Uneducated. I'm Not Saying He's Stupid. I Don't Think He's Stupid. He's Crafty As Hell, But He Projects Well On Television. And That's The Real Big Problem. He Is The Perfect "what, Me Worry?" President.

The Paper Nominated Me 12 Or 13 Times For The Pulitzer Prize.