The Good Lord Tripped Me Up Behind

May The Forces Of Evil Become Confused On The Way To Your House.

Whoever Coined The Term "buyer Beware" Was Probably Bleeding From The Asshole.

The Coke Made Me Incredibly Horny.

Most People With Low Self-esteem Have Earned It.

I Hate Dr Phil. Dr Phil Told Me To Express My Feelings, So I'm Expressing Them.