The Good Guest Is Almost Invisible, Enjoying

Never Say "au Revoir" Unless You Have Been Talking French, Or Are Speaking To A French Person.

The Honor Of A Gentleman Demands The Inviolability Of His Word, And The Incorruptibility Of His Principles. He Is The Descendent Of The Knight, The Crusader; He Is The Defender Of The Defenseless And The Champion Of Justice--or He Is Not A Gentleman.

Courtesy Demands That You, When You Are A Guest, Shall Show Neither Annoyance Nor Disappointment--no Matter What Happens.

If God Had Intended For Women To Wear Slacks, He Would Have Constructed Them Differently.

A Lady Never Asks A Gentleman To Dance, Or To Go To Supper With Her.