The Germans Are A Cruel Race. Their

Kingsley Watched Her Disappear From The Room, Wondering If His Heart Would Break. Logic Informed Him That Of Course It Would Not. The Heart Was No More Than A Muscle, A Pump Which Distributed Blood About The Body.

The Internet Was Supposed To Liberate Knowledge, But In Fact It Buried It, First Under A Vast Sewer Of Ignorance, Laziness, Bigotry, Superstition And Filth And Then Beneath The Cloak Of Political Surveillance. Now...cyberspace Exists Exclusively To Promote Commerce, Gossip And Pornography. And Of Course To Hunt Down Sedition. Only Paper Is Safe. Books Are The Key. A Book Cannot Be Accessed From Afar, You Have To Hold It, You Have To Read It.

My Parents Were Secular. I Am An Atheist.

I Did Not Vote Labour Because They've Heard Of Oasis And Nobody Is Going To Vote Tory Because William Hague Has Got A Baseball Cap.

Leaders Should Never, Ever Try To Look Cool - That's For Dictators