The Funniest Jokes You Know Aren't From

I Waited At The Counter Of A White Restaurant For Eleven Years. When They Finally Integrated, They Didn't Have What I Wanted.

You Know, I Always Say White Is Not A Colour, White Is An Attitude, And If You Haven't Got Trillions Of Dollars In The Bank That You Don't Need, You Can't Be White.

The Jelly-bean Eating Thug Says That National Defense Is Important. But National Defense Starts At Home.

The Only Thing I Like About St. Louis Is It Has The Best Zoo In America, In Forest Park. Washington University Is Next Door To The Zoo. Animals Get Out, They're Going To Eat White People Before They Get To The Ghetto!

No Kid In The World, No Woman In The World Should Ever Raise A Hand Against A No-good Daddy. That's Already Been Taken Care Of: A Man Who Destroys His Own Home Shall Inherit The Wind.