The Fun One Can Have Writing Books

A Good Butler Should Save His Employer's Life At Least Once A Day.

Pretend To Be Mad And Talk A Lot. Then — And This Is The Important Bit — Do Nothing At All Until You Absolutely Have To And Then Make Sure Everyone Dies.

Reading, I Had Learned, Was As Creative A Process As Writing, Sometimes More So. When We Read Of The Dying Rays Of The Setting Sun Or The Boom And Swish Of The Incoming Tide, We Should Reserve As Much Praise For Ourselves As For The Author. After All, The Reader Is Doing All The Work - The Writer Might Have Died Long Ago.

Words Are Like Leaves,. . .like People Really, Fond Of Their Own Society.

Her Majesty Is One Verb Short Of A Sentence.