The Four Great Motives For Writing Prose

Right Thinking Will Be Rewarded, Wrong Thinking Punished.

Let's Face It: Our Lives Are Miserable, Laborious, And Short.

So Long As I Remain Alive And Well I Shall Continue To Feel Strongly About Prose Style, To Love The Surface Of The Earth, And To Take A Pleasure In Solid Objects And Scraps Of Useless Information.

Never Use A Long Word Where A Short One Will Do.

A Generation Of The Unteachable Is Hanging Upon Us Like A Necklace Of Corpses.