It Is Fatal To Look Hungry. It

A Man Receiving Charity Always Hates His Benefactor- It Is A Fixed Characteristic Of Human Nature

A Fat Man Is Never So Happy As When He Is Describing Himself As "robust.

If There Really Is Such A Thing As Turning In One's Grave, Shakespeare Must Get A Lot Of Exercise.

Imperialism As He [kipling] Sees It Is A Sort Of Forcible Evangelising.

Circus Dogs Jump When The Trainer Cracks His Whip.