The First Time I See A Jogger

To The Pessimist The Light At The End Of The Tunnel Is Another Train.

Life Is So Tough. I Don't Know How Old You Are, But I've Seen So Much In A Wink. One Phone Call And Your Life Is Changed Forever. We All Know That. You Better Laugh At Everything.

With Age Comes Wisdom. You Don't Need Big Boobs To Be Feminine. Look At Liberace.

My Face Has Been Tucked In More Times Than A Bedsheet At The Holiday Inn.

Just Remember: Surviving Is The Best Revenge, No Matter What The Disaster Has Been.