The First Step To Eternal Life Is

Honest Is How I Want To Look. The Truth Doesn't Glitter And Shine.

His Saliva Tasted Like The Wet Dicks Of Ten Thousand Lonely Truck Drivers.

I Am A Writer And The Greatest Compliment I Can Get Is To Know That I've Contributed Language To The Culture, That I've Defined Something, Given It A Name. So I Think That Is One Of The Great Things A Writer Can Do.

I Was Tired And Crazy And Rushed, And Every Time I Boarded A Plane, I Wanted The Plane To Crash. I Envied People Dying Of Cancer. I Hated My Life. I Was Tired And Bored With My Job And My Furniture, And I Couldn’t See Any Way To Change Things. Only End Them.

My Books Are Always About Someone Obtaining A Power To Replace The Previous Sort Of Power That They Held.