The First Rule Of My Speaking Is:

I'm Not Offended. Lenny Bruce Taught Me That Everything's Funny. You Can Make Everything Funny. I Don't Think That Assassinations Are Funny, I Don't Think You Can Make Fun Of Isis, But Almost Everything Is Funny. And If We Can't Laugh At Ourselves, Who Can We Laugh At? So I Don't Mind Ethnic Humor. I Like Ethnic Humor. I Like Dialect Jokes. Laughter Is A Very Subjective Thing. If It's Funny To You It's Funny. And A Lot Of Things Are Funny To Me.

I Never Learned Anything While I Was Talking.

I Thought: If I Was Lucky Enough To Live, I'd Change, Myself-i Realized I Could Have A New Life-new Energy, New Endurance, And Feel Better About Myself.

There Is Nothing In Your Destiny, Nothing In Your Future That You Cannot Accomplish.

Nobody Beats A Bunch Of Journalists For Inflating Their Rather Mundane Straightforward Chores With A Lot More Melodrama And Self-importance Than The Job Should Be Asked To Contain.