The First Rule Of My Speaking Is:

Nobody Beats A Bunch Of Journalists For Inflating Their Rather Mundane Straightforward Chores With A Lot More Melodrama And Self-importance Than The Job Should Be Asked To Contain.

There Is Nothing In Your Destiny, Nothing In Your Future That You Cannot Accomplish.

When I Was 5 Years Old I Would Lie In Bed, Look At The Radio, And I Wanted To Be On The Radio. I Don't Know Why.

I've Had Bad Days And Good Days In My Life, But I've Never Had A Day When I Didn't Enjoy That Red Light Going On. Whether On The Radio, Or On Television, There's Still A Little Bump Every Time It Goes On. And If You Can Spend A Life, If You Can Get Paid Well For Doing Something You Absolutely Love, Well You Can't Beat That.

Those Of Us Forced To Read The London Papers Sometimes Speculate About Which Is Greater: The Average British Hack's Sloth, Mendacity, Ignorance, Obsequiousness, Capacity For Drink, Or Aversion To Paying For That Drink. Smart Money Tends To Split Between The Latter Two.