The First Rule Of My Speaking Is:

Les Miserables Is One Of My Favorite Stories

I'm Not Offended. Lenny Bruce Taught Me That Everything's Funny. You Can Make Everything Funny. I Don't Think That Assassinations Are Funny, I Don't Think You Can Make Fun Of Isis, But Almost Everything Is Funny. And If We Can't Laugh At Ourselves, Who Can We Laugh At? So I Don't Mind Ethnic Humor. I Like Ethnic Humor. I Like Dialect Jokes. Laughter Is A Very Subjective Thing. If It's Funny To You It's Funny. And A Lot Of Things Are Funny To Me.

I Never Learned Anything While I Was Talking.

I Thought: If I Was Lucky Enough To Live, I'd Change, Myself-i Realized I Could Have A New Life-new Energy, New Endurance, And Feel Better About Myself.

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