If I'm Going To Learn, I Must

My Biggest Fear Is Death, Because I Don't Think I'm Going Anywhere. And Since I Don't Think That, And I Don't Have A Belief ... I'm Married To Someone Who Has The Belief, So She Knows She's Going Somewhere.

Don't You Think It Would Be Better To Legalize Victimless Crimes Like Drugs & Prostitution & Divert The Resources To More Important Things Like The Rapes & Assaults & Things Like That?

I Thought: If I Was Lucky Enough To Live, I'd Change, Myself-i Realized I Could Have A New Life-new Energy, New Endurance, And Feel Better About Myself.

I'm Not Offended. Lenny Bruce Taught Me That Everything's Funny. You Can Make Everything Funny. I Don't Think That Assassinations Are Funny, I Don't Think You Can Make Fun Of Isis, But Almost Everything Is Funny. And If We Can't Laugh At Ourselves, Who Can We Laugh At? So I Don't Mind Ethnic Humor. I Like Ethnic Humor. I Like Dialect Jokes. Laughter Is A Very Subjective Thing. If It's Funny To You It's Funny. And A Lot Of Things Are Funny To Me.

If They Asked Me, I Did Two Shifts. I Did Sports, I Did News, Because I Loved It.