The First Rule Of Baseball Is To

Players Who Stand Flat Footed And Swing With Their Arms Are Golfers, Not Hitters.

Now The Advantage Is All With The Hitters.

I've Cheated, Or Someone On My Team Has Cheated, In Almost Every Single Game I've Been In.

The First Rule Of Baseball Is To Get A Good Ball To Hit.

Any Ballplayer That Don't Sign Autographs For Little Kids Ain't An American. He's A Communist.