The First Ladyship Is The Only Federal

Gridlock Is Great. My Motto Is, 'don't Just Do Something. Stand There.'

If You Want To "get In Touch With Your Feelings," Fine, Talk To Yourself. We All Do. But If You Want To Communicate With Another Thinking Human Being, Get In Touch With Your Thoughts. Put Them In Order, Give Them A Purpose, Use Them To Persuade, To Instruct, To Discover, To Seduce. The Secret Way To Do This Is To Write It Down, And Then Cut Out The Confusing Parts.

The Latin Motto Over Poindexter's New Pentagon Office Reads Scientia Est Potentia - "knowledge Is Power." Exactly: The Government's Infinite Knowledge About You Is Its Power Over You.

The Ceo Era Gave Rise To The Cfo (not Certified Flying Object, As You Might Imagine, But Chief Financial Officer) And, Most Recently, The Cio, Chief Investment Officer, A Nice Boost For The Bookkeeper You Can't Afford To Give A Raise . . .

Is Sloppiness In Speech Caused By Ignorance Or Apathy? I Don't Know And I Don't Care.