The Filter's The Best Part. That's Where

Nobody Can Make More Fun Of Me Than I Already Make Of Myself.

I Would Never Do Crack... I Would Never Do A Drug Named After A Part Of My Own Ass, Okay?

Firefighters Are Some Of The Most Selfless Public Servants You Will Ever Encounter.

Sometimes I Park In Handicap Spaces While Handicapped People Make Handicapped Faces.

I Think It's A Shame When You Come Across Young Actors And Musicians Who Haven't Had The Time To Learn Their Craft. It Doesn't Matter If It's Acting Or Music, You Really Have To Learn How To Do It From The Bottom Up Because Unless You Have A Great Work Ethic... Fame Is A Terrible Thing To Have.