The Fellow Who Says He'll Meet You

A Dog Is One Of The Remaining Reasons Why Some People Can Be Persuaded To Go For A Walk.

Time Was When The Average Person Could Pay As He Goes. Nowadays He Has To Pay As He Comes And Goes.

You're Never Quite Sure How You Feel About A Neighbor Until A 'for Sale' Sign Suddenly Appears In Front Of His House.

A Happy Marriage Is The World's Best Bargain.

The Greatest Weakness Of Most Humans Is Their Hesitancy To Tell Others How Much They Love Them While They're Alive.