The Fact That You Fell Out Of

Not Only Is It A Great Concept And A Great Idea -- Helping People -- It's Good Pizza Too!

It Usually Takes Two People A Little While To Learn Where The Funny Buttons Are And Testy Buttons Are.

When People Start To Write Articles About What Might Be Wrong With The 'today' Show You Know Where You Should Point The Finger, Point It At Me Because I Have Been There The Longest. And It's My Responsibility.

Not A Lot Of Conservatives On This List. Are More Liberals Than Conservatives Screwing Up America?

I Get Letters From Women, And They Say, 'i Love Your Roman Nose.' If I Weren't On Tv And I Walked Past That Same Woman, She'd Go, 'did You See The Beak On That Guy?'