The Fact That You Fell Out Of

The Fact That You Fell Out Of Bed Makes Some People Think You Had More Than One Drink Before You Called For Help.

The Iraqis Have Once Again Failed To Meet A Deadline For A Final Draft Of The Constitution.

When People Start To Write Articles About What Might Be Wrong With The 'today' Show You Know Where You Should Point The Finger, Point It At Me Because I Have Been There The Longest. And It's My Responsibility.

Not A Lot Of Conservatives On This List. Are More Liberals Than Conservatives Screwing Up America?

Not Only Is It A Great Concept And A Great Idea -- Helping People -- It's Good Pizza Too!