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Rodents Can Come Across As Being Quite Vacant In The Personality Stakes

My Dresser And I Have The Hots For The New Rugby Ace Danny Cipriani. We Have A Shrine In My Dressing Room - Press Photos Of Him On The Field Looking Swarthy And Fit, And Snaps Of Our Boy Emerging From Mayfair Nightclubs, Looking Sexy And Dishevelled.

I Didn't Think Of Myself As A Tart, But I Wouldn't Argue With Anyone Who Did

It's A Wise Thing To Hold Back.

There Is A Single Entendre, But I Don't Know About A Triple One.