The Economy Is Just A Metaphorical Device,

I've Always Been A 'your Parents Have Got To Come Up To The School' Type Of Person. Even Now, When I Do Something Wrong - If I Say Something Inappropriate On A Live Tv Show, For Example - I Half Expect To Have To Deliver A Note To Barbara Brand: 'please Come Up To Channel 4 Head Office, Russell's Done Something Despicable.

I Am Too Busy Thinking About Killing Myself.

It Is 10 Years Since I Used Drugs Or Drank Alcohol And My Life Has Improved Immeasurably. I Have A Job, A House, A Cat, Good Friendships And Generally A Bright Outlook.

I Really, Really Love Children And I Think Probably Among Children Is When I Feel Mostly Berated. It's Not Like I Feel Like Oh, There's Some Children Here. I Have To Tone It Down. I Go Nuts With Children Especially When I Ain't Got None. So When I'm Round My Mates' Children, I Jest Them Kids Up First. I Swear At Them, I Get More Worked Up, I Say Crazy Stuff To Them, Fill Their Heads With Nonsense And Then I Leave Them.

Sometimes, As A Comedian, A Line Will Come To You, That Is So Beautiful, So Perfect, That You Think: I Did Not Create This Line. This Line Belongs To All Of Us. Surely This Is A Line Of God