The Earth Is Real. Only A Fool,

I've Never Yet Read A Review Of One Of My Own Books That I Couldn't Have Written Much Better Myself.

I Stand For What I Stand On.

My Sole Literary Ambition Is To Write One Good Novel, Then Retire To My Hut In The Desert, Assume The Lotus Position, Compose My Mind And Senses, And Sink Into Meditation, Contemplating My Novel.

The Idea Of Wilderness Needs No Defense, It Only Needs Defenders.

I'm A Fastidious Sort Of Fellow, Fond Of Watermelon And Buckbrush Nuts.