The Difference Between The Impossible And The

I Love Doubleheaders. That Way I Get To Keep My Uniform On Longer.

No Matter How Good You Are, You're Going To Lose One-third Of Your Games. No Matter How Bad You Are You're Going To Win One-third Of Your Games. It's The Other Third That Makes The Difference.

The Best Possible Thing In Baseball Is Winning The World Series. The Second Best Thing Is Losing The World Series.

If He Raced His Pregnant Wife He'd Finish Third.

I Firmly Believe That There Is A God. I Firmly Believe That There Is A Heaven. And I Firmly Believe That If You Go There, It's Gonna Be Great.