The Devil Is An Optimist If He

Matrimony Is The Union Of Meanness And Martyrdom.

One Cannot Dictate An Aphorism To A Typist. It Would Take Too Long.

I Have Decided Many A Stylistic Problem First By My Head, Then By Heads Or Tails.

When I Want To Go To Sleep, I Must First Get A Whole Menagerie Of Voices To Shut Up. You Wouldn't Believe What A Racket They Make In My Room.

A Great Deal Of Learning Can Be Packed Into An Empty Head.