The Democrats Planned To Fiddle While Rome

A Little Government And A Little Luck Are Necessary In Life, But Only A Fool Trusts Either Of Them.

Writing This Book Required An Enormous Amount Of Help From Friends. To Them Goes The Credit. I'll Take The Money.

The Key Ingredient Of Politics Is The Idea That All Of Society's Ills Can Be Cured Politically. It's Like A Cookbook Where The Recipe For Everything Is To Fry It. The Fruit Cocktail Is Fried.

[ I'm] Humorist, I Guess. Or Really More Of A Reporter. A Reporter Who Reports On Funny Things.

The Middle Eastern States Aren't Nations; They're Quarrels With Borders.