[ I'm] Humorist, I Guess. Or Really

I Started Reading Hunter S. Thompson When I Was In College.

The Three Branches Of Government: Money, Television, And Bullshit

Mercedes Benz : A Mechanical Device That Increases Sexual Arousal In Women.

We Like To Pile Language On Language. Hunter [ S. Thompson] Was An Influence On Me, No Doubt About It.

I'm A Registered Republican And Consider Socialism A Violation Of The American Principle That You Shouldn't Stick Your Nose In Other People's Business Except To Make A Buck.