The Cynics Are Right Nine Times Out

A Metaphysician Is One Who, When You Remark That Twice Two Makes Four, Demands To Know What You Mean By Twice, What By Two, What By Makes, And What By Four. For Asking Such Questions Metaphysicians Are Supported In Oriental Luxury In The Universities, And Respected As Educated And Intelligent Men.

All I Ask Is Equal Freedom. When It Is Denied, As It Always Is, I Take It Anyhow.

In Any Combat Between A Rogue And A Fool The Sympathy Of Mankind Is Always With The Rogue.

College Football Is A Game Which Would Be Much More Interesting If The Faculty Played Instead Of The Students, And Even More Interesting If The Trustees Played. There Would Be A Great Increase In Broken Arms, Legs, And Necks, And Simultaneously An Appreciable Diminution In The Loss To Humanity.

Anyhow, The Hole In The Donut Is At Least Digestible.