The Cup Of Ireland's Misery Has Been

All Along The Untrodden Paths Of The Future, I Can See The Footprints Of An Unseen Hand.

Why Should We Put Ourselves Out Of Our Way To Do Anything For Posterity? For What Has Posterity Ever Done For Us?

Half The Lies Our Opponents Tell About Us Are Untrue.

A Man Could Not Be In Two Places At The Same Time Unless He Were A Bird.

Every Pint Bottle Should Contain A Quart.