The Critic Roams Through Culture, Looking For

Austerity Causes Constipation; Excess, Diarrhea.

The Truth Usually Has A Slightly Ugly Look.

Saying "i Feel Guilty" Is A Mere Form Of Words. Saying "i Feel Ashamed" Is Not.

Never Invite To Dinner: Those Who Won't Decide Until The Last Minute; Those Who Come More Than Half An Hour Late; Those Who Want To Bring Along Two Or Three Friends; Drunks; Monologists; Those Who Stay Until Three O'clock In The Morning; Those Who Think That Conversation Means Having An Argument; Those Who Take A High Moral Tone; Those Who Are Stupid, Ugly, Or Dull. Enforcement Of These Rules Will Enable One To Eat Alone Every Night In Comfort.

I Must Like My Profession, Since I Can Hardly Distinguish Myself From It.