Irony Regards Every Simple Truth As A

Critic's Delight: Scolding The Mighty Dead.

As A Child I Was Told By My Parents That I Was Happy, But I Did Not Believe Them.

Existence Is Not A Mystery Unless You Think It Has A Meaning.

The Egg Is The Symbol Of Perfection. Do You Want An Egg?

The Past Is Ignorant Of The Present. Be Careful In Taking Its Advice.