I Hate Babies. They're So Human.

When People Grow Gradually Rich Their Requirements And Standard Of Living Expand In Proportion, While Their Present-giving Instincts Often Remain In The Undeveloped Condition Of Their Earlier Days. Something Showy And Not-too-expensive In A Shop Is Their Only Conception Of The Ideal Gift.

In Baiting A Mousetrap With Cheese, Always Leave Room For The Mouse.

I Hate Babies. They're So Human.

A Relative Of Mine ... Spends His Time Producing Improved Breeds Of Sheep And Pigs And Chickens. So Patronising And Irritating To Teh Almighty, I Should Think.

A Little Inaccuracy Sometimes Saves A Ton Of Explanation.