The Convention Is The Voice, The Bone

Finally It Has Penetrated My Thick Skull. This Life-this Moment-is No Dress Rehearsal. This Is It.

No Other City In The U.s. Can Divest The Visitor Of So Much Money With So Little Enthusiasm. In Dallas, They Take Away With Gusto; In New Orleans, With A Bow; In San Francisco, With A Wink And A Grin. In New York, You're Lucky If You Get A Grunt.

Find A Man With Both Feet Firmly On The Ground And You've Found A Man About To Make A Difficult Putt.

Our Forefathers Made One Mistake. What They Should Have Fought For Was Representation Without Taxation.

To Start With, There's The Alien Accent. "tree" Is The Number Between Two And Four. "jeintz" Is The Name Of The New York Professional Football Team. A "fit" Is A Bottle Measuring Seven Ounces Less Than A Quart. This Exotic Tongue Has No Relationship To Any Of The Approved Languages At The United Nations, And Is Only Slightly Less Difficult To Master Than Urdu.