It Is Now Proved Beyond Doubt That

A Decision Is What A Man Makes When He Can't Find Anybody To Serve On A Committee.

It Is Now Proved Beyond Doubt That Smoking Is One Of The Leading Causes Of Statistics.

Finally It Has Penetrated My Thick Skull. This Life-this Moment-is No Dress Rehearsal. This Is It.

To Start With, There's The Alien Accent. "tree" Is The Number Between Two And Four. "jeintz" Is The Name Of The New York Professional Football Team. A "fit" Is A Bottle Measuring Seven Ounces Less Than A Quart. This Exotic Tongue Has No Relationship To Any Of The Approved Languages At The United Nations, And Is Only Slightly Less Difficult To Master Than Urdu.

Never Give Up. For Fifty Years They Said The Horse Was Through. Now Look At Him - A Status Symbol.