The Chief Drawback With Men Is That

At Twelve I Looked Like A Girl Of Seventeen. My Body Was Developed And Shapely. I Still Wore The Blue Dress And The Blouse The Orphanage Provided. They Made Me Look Like An Overgrown Lummox.

Doing A Scene Is Like Opening A Bottle. If It Doesn't Open One Way, Try Another - Perhaps Even Give It Up For Another Bottle?

I Keep My Undies In The Icebox!

A Woman Can Bring A New Love To Each Man She Loves, Providing There Are Not Too Many.

The Nicest Thing For Me Is Sleep, Then At Least I Can Dream.