The Chain Of Friendship, However Bright, Does

A Finnan Haddock Has A Relish Of A Peculiar And Delicate Flavour, Inimitable On Any Other Coast Than That Of Aberdeenshire. Some Of Our Edinburgh Philosophers Tried To Produce Their Equal In Vain. I Was One Of A Party At Dinner Where The Philosophical Haddocks Were Placed In Competition With The Genuine Finnan Fish. These Were Served Round Without Distinguishing Whence They Came; But Only One Gentleman Out Of Twelve Present Espoused The Cause Of Philosophy.

Mankind — The Race Would Perish Did They Cease To Aid Each Other.

Covetousness Bursts The Sack And Spills The Grain.

Woman's Faith And Woman's Trust, Write The Characters In Dust.

Success - Keeping Your Mind Awake And Your Desire Asleep.