The Celebrity Thing Is Such A Thing

Once You Stop Drinking And Smoking And Stuff, It Really Gets On Your Nerves, All That Nonsense Going On.

It's My Tough Luck If Things Happen That Are Complicated.

You Know, When You're 23 And You Get Pissed, I Mean Drunk, You Can Just Go Crazy And It's All Right. But If You're 43 And You Do It, It's Like Your Best Friend's Mother Who Used To Come In Pissed And Everybody Was Really Embarrassed. It Just Doesn't Go Down Well, You Know, After A Certain Age.

In Fact, I've Only Been To A Couple Of Other People's Dinner Parties. But I Must Admit, I Really Enjoyed The Few I've Been To, But I'm Not Really On That Circuit.

I've Never Been To A Hollywood Party, Although I Imagine That It Might Be Fun.