I Don't Know What It's Going To

I Have A Friend Who Actually Told Me That She'd Rather Be Dead Than Be Fat. This Is A Woman Who, If I Order A Sandwich At Lunch, She'll Order A Salad. If I Order A Salad, She'll Order Half A Cantaloupe. If I Order Half A Cantaloupe, She'll Order A Cup Of Coffee. This Bizarre Contest Continues Until She's Down To Sucking On A Mint-flavored Toothpick. At This Rate, Her Preference For Dying Over Being Fat Could Be A Reality Sooner Than She Thinks.

I Think Looks Do Matter On Television.

As Socrates I Believe Said The Unexamined Life Is Not Worth Living. I Believe That's True. I Do Believe That.

I Feel Like When Being Raised In New York City I Have A Particular Perspective On Things Like Gay Issues Maybe, Because I'm In The Middle Of Manhattan.

It's A Completely Useless Emotion - Jealousy. I Don't Go There.