The British Are Brave People. They Can

The English Take Everything With An Exquisite Sense Of Humour. They Are Only Offended If You Tell Them That They Have No Sense Of Humour.

Continental People Have A Sex Life; The English Have Hot-water Bottles.

In Moscow They Do Not Pay Much Attention To The Living But Keep Their Cemeteries In A Splendid State.

'i Don't Say A Zionist Must Be Insane,' Said President Weizmann, 'but It Helps If He Is.'

In England It Is Bad Manners To Be Clever, To Assert Something Confidently. It May Be Your Own Personal View That Two And Two Make Four, But You Must Not State It In A Self-assured Way, Because This Is A Democratic Country And Others May Be Of A Different Opinion.