The British Are Brave People. They Can

Nobody Uses His Car In New York, Because So Many People Use It That Traffic Is Congested And Unbearably Slow.

English Humor Resembles The Loch Ness Monster In That Both Are Famous But There Is A Strong Suspicion That Neither Exists.

On The Continent People Have Good Food; In England People Have Good Table Manners.

Tel-aviv Airport Is Still The Only Airport In The World Where Each Passenger Is Met By Ten Relatives.

There Are Many Non-intellectual Countries; Australia Is One Of The Few Anti-intellectual Ones.