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As John Kerry Sails Toward The Democratic Nomination, New Questions Are Emerging About President Bush's Service In The National Guard, Like Where He Was For Six Months In 1972 And Why He Refused To Take A Routine Physical. President Bush Has Vowed To Get To The Bottom Of This Right After Election Day.

Boeing Is Working On An Invisible Fighter Jet So Nobody Can See Who's Flying It. Didn't George Bush Fly This In The National Guard, I Believe?

I Enjoyed Retirement The Right Way Linguine Con Vongole, Red Wine And Plenty Of Truffle Cheese.

As Fighting In Iraq Intensifies, President Bush Delivered His Supplemental War Budget To Congress. The Money Will Cover 30 Days Of Fighting, Then We'll Be Sent One War Every Other Month Until We Cancel Our Subscription.

Clinton Said He Feels Safe In Harlem. It's The Only Place In The State Hillary Is Scared To Look For Him After Dark.