The Big Lesson In Life, Baby, Is

I Get An Audience Personally Involved In A Song - Because I'm Involved Myself. It's Not Something I Do Deliberately: I Can't Help Myself. If The Song Is A Lament At The Loss Of Love, I Get An Ache In My Gut. I Feel The Loss Myself And I Cry Out The Loneliness, The Hurt And The Pain That I Feel.

Love And Marriage, Love And Marriage, Go Together Like A Horse And Carriage. This I Tell Ya, Brother, You Can't Have One Without The Other.

The Best Is Yet To Come And Won't That Be Fine.

A Man Doesn't Know What Happiness Is Until He's Married. By Then It's Too Late.

I'm Supposed To Have A Ph.d. On The Subject Of Women. But The Truth Is I've Flunked More Often Than Not. I'm Very Fond Of Women; I Admire Them. But, Like All Men, I Don't Understand Them.