Fear Is The Enemy Of Logic.

The Martial Music Of Every Sideburned Delinquent On The Face Of The Earth.

A Friend Is Never An Imposition.

[dean Martin] Is An Absolute, Unqualified Drunk. And If We Ever Develop An Olympic Drinking Team, He's Gonna Be The Coach... Dean Martin Has Been Stoned More Often Than The United States Embassies.

Should Have A Ph.d. On The Subject Of Women. Anyhow The Fact Of The Matter Is I've Failed Usually. I'm Exceptionally Enamored With Women; I Respect Them. Yet, In The Same Way As All Men, I Don't Comprehend Them.

There Are Several Things I Think I Would Have Done If I Had The Chance Again. I Would Have Been A Little More Patient About Getting Out Into The World. I Would Have Seen To It That I Had A More Formal Education. I Would Have Become An Accomplished Mu