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Two Of The Actors, Sean Bean And Orlando Bloom, Have Been Caught Between Two Landslides And Are Now Trapped In A Tiny Town In The Middle Of The South Island. They Have Been Taken In By A Kindly Woman Who Has Offered Them Food And A Bed. They Were Last Reported To Be Cooking Spaghetti And Cracking Into A Bottle Of Red Wine.

To His Ex-wife In Court, He Said I Lost Interest In You When The Botox Lost Its Effect And You Looked Like A Plastic Doll That Escaped From A Fire.

A Pregnant Woman Is Like A Beautiful Flowering Tree, But Take Care When It Comes Time For The Harvest That You Do Not Shake Or Bruise The Tree, For In Doing So, You May Harm Both The Tree And Its Fruit.

I Don't Like Putting Glasses On And Watching 3d. I Don't Mind Wearing Glasses, But It's The Dimness Of The Light And The Fact That You're Filtering The Light. Whatever 3d Process Is Being Used Is A Filtration Of Light, Which Means It's Blocking Some Of The Light.

People Call Kong "a Monster." He's Not. There's Nothing Evil About Kong. He's Just Another Creature Who Has Opened Up A Little Bit Of His Heart To Ann And It Proves To Be His Undoing.