The Bible Is A Radically Pro-slavery Document.

How Can You Tell Somebody Who Is Pursuing Happiness That They're Somehow Not American When That Was The Very First Promise That America Made?

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No One Has Ever Gone Broke Underestimating The Insecurities Of The Gay And Lesbian Consumer.