The Best Thing About Freshmen Is That

Live Every Day As If It Were Saturday Night.

I Went Into A Restaurant One Night And Ordered Lobster, And The Waiter Brought Me One With A Claw Missing. I Called Him Over And Told Him About It. He Told Me That In The Back There's A Tank They Keep The Lobsters In And While They're In There, They Fight And Sometimes One Loses A Claw. I Told Him 'then Bring Me A Winner.'

I Believe In A Business Boarding Up Early. If You Make A Mistake, You Put The Boards In The Window Of The Store And Say, "hey, I Made A Mistake." Let Me Take Two Shots In The Arm And A Punch On The Nose And Let Me Get On To The Next Thing. I Don't Believe In Worrying Over Failures. I Worry About Successes. This Is Opposite From Most People. Most People Zero In On Their Failures. I Try To Keep All My Attention On A Pyramid Type Philosophy Rather Than The Averaging-down Philosophy.

When I'm Losing, They Call Me Nuts. When I'm Winning, They Call Me Eccentric.

Winning Is Only Important In War And Surgery.