The Best Recommendation For An Umpire In

The Great American Game Should Be An Unrelenting War Of Nerves.

The Best Recommendation For An Umpire In The Old Days Was: "he Licked Somebody In The Three-i League. He Ought To Do.

When I Began Playing The Game, Baseball Was About As Gentlemanly As A Kick In The Crotch.

The Base Paths Belonged To Me, The Runner. The Rules Gave Me The Right. I Always Went Into A Bag Full Speed, Feet First. I Had Sharp Spikes On My Shoes. If The Baseman Stood Where He Had No Business To Be And Got Hurt, That Was His Fault.

I'm Coming Down On The Next Pitch, Krauthead.