The Best Of All Physiciansis Apple Pie

Books Do Actually Consume Air And Exhale Perfumes.

When I Demanded Of My Friend What Viands He Preferred, He Quoth: "a Large Cold Bottle, And A Small Hot Bird!"

No Book Can Be Appreciated Until It Has Been Slept With And Dreamed Over.

Used To Think That Luck Wuz Luck And Nuthin' Else But Luck-- It Made No Diff'rence How Or When Or Where Or Why It Struck; But Sev'ral Years Ago I Changt My Mind, An' Now Proclaim That Luck's A Kind Uv Science--same As Any Other Game.

Here We Have A Baby. It Is Composed Of A Bald Head And A Pair Of Lungs.