The Best Movies Are Simple.

My First Car, I Got It In An Auction At My Temple. It Was An '86 Volvo That I Got For 500 Bucks, And Then Wound Up Throwing $10,000 Into The Stereo System And Put Tvs In The Foot Rests. It Was The Most Ridiculous Volvo You'd Ever Seen, But I Had Never Had Money Before And I Was Out Of My Mind.

It's Very Weird Because The 'it' Guy Usually Is Not The 'it' Guy Next Year Or Even A Guy That Anyone Is Talking About.

I Got Kicked Out Of Every School I Ever Went To.

I Understand Why Marriages Break Up Over Golf. I Can't Even Talk About My Own Handicap Because It's Too Upsetting.

My Life Is Okay, My Life Is Pretty Good.