The Best Liar Is He Who Makes

A Sense Of Humor Keen Enough To Show A Man His Own Absurdities Will Keep Him From The Commission Of All Sins, Or Nearly All, Save Those Worth Committing.

Life Is One Long Process Of Getting Tired.

If We Attend Continually And Promptly To The Little That We Can Do, We Shall Ere Long Be Surprised To Find How Little Remains That We Cannot Do.

The Best Liar Is He Who Makes The Smallest Amount Of Lying Go The Longest Way.

Virtue Knows That It Is Impossible To Get On Without Compromise, And Tunes Herself, As It Were, A Trifle Sharp To Allow For An Inevitable Fall In Playing.