Neither Irony Or Sarcasm Is Argument.

And So There Is No God But Has Been In The Loins Of Past Gods.

Young People Have A Marvelous Faculty Of Either Dying Or Adapting Themselves To Circumstances.

Justice While She Winks At Crimes, Stumbles On Innocence Sometimes.

The Three Most Important Things A Man Has Are, Briefly, His Private Parts, His Money, And His Religious Opinions.

The Dead Should Be Judged Like Criminals, Impartially, But They Should Be Allowed The Benefit Of The Doubt.