Neither Irony Or Sarcasm Is Argument.

Half The Vices Which The World Condemns Most Loudly Have Seeds Of Good In Them And Require Moderate Use Rather Than Total Abstinence.

All Progress Is Based Upon A Universal Innate Desire On The Part Of Every Organism To Live Beyond Its Income.

My Main Wish Is To Get My Books Into Other People's Rooms, And To Keep Other People's Books Out Of Mine.

One Of The First Businesses Of A Sensible Man Is To Know When He Is Beaten, And To Leave Off Fighting At Once.

There Is No True Gracefulness Which Is Not Epitomized Goodness.