Sometimes I Think If I Had The

Stay Away From Drugs And Alcohol. Listen To Your Moms And Dads. In This Great Country Of Ours You Do Whatever You Set Your Mind To. Make Us Proud Of You.

I Played Seven Years Without Ever Hitting The Ball.

Before You Go, Would You Sign That Case Of Balls For Me?

If The World Series Was On The Line And I Could Pick One Pitcher To Pitch The Game, I'd Choose Whitey Ford Every Time.

My Dad Taught Me To Switch-hit. He And My Grandfather, Who Was Left-handed, Pitched To Me Every Day After School In The Back Yard. I Batted Lefty Against My Dad And Righty Against My Granddad.